“Boys Love me...but their girls despise me”

Well who thought a girl would be writing a blog on pubg? Well the idea flashed into my head when a friend of mine asked me to write something about boys, to be utterly honest, these days when I think about boys the first thing that pops up in my head is PUBG Mobile, well why not right? This lockdown has made many noobs pro and new players from bot to noob, I don’t know if it makes sense. That’s progress right, a person with .76 kd is an ace player, good for him, but Rahul with 2.5 kd is cursing him for being a camper. Well there is a thing about campers also, they’ll kick your ass and you won’t even have the time to react…that is also something most of the ‘one man army’ type players hate. If it were upto them they would ban camping from the game itself.

My personal favourite type of players are “cover me” types, they are the cleverest ones I’ve ever come across, they’ll ask you to be the bait in a Rush, and then they’ll kill the whole squad single handedly and then revive their teammates….and BOOM they are the hero. And the bait guy would be like, “I jumped in the well for you“ and nobody appreciates him.....

But you know what, who are actually the heroes? The SUPPLIERS, like man aren’t they just the god in pubg? I just wished that I want M416 and then when I hear “I got supplies” isn’t it just the happiest moment? Damn right! It is. There is a perfect meme on this...”romeo got juliet,jack got rose, you got?...I GOT SUPPLIES”

And then there is fight for supplies...and ’nading, players must be familiar with it...you know nading your teamates for supplies...it’s fun...sometimes can also lead to death....but one of my favourite updates of pubg now ensures that i can bar my teammates from looting my crate if they kill me...i just love this update.Well let me be honest and not a hypocrite even I play pubg, or I used to until it gave another damn update… like you’ve got to be kidding me, my daily data is less than what I need to update this game. Updates in pubg are the worst, if I haven’t updated the game, the game punishes me and doesn’t let me play with my friends because they are the good guys who updated the game and I am the bad guy who didn’t, so unfortunately I had to cry myself to sleep, yeah I’m kidding.

You know something I still don’t understand the royal pass crap, like what is it, or why is it?  And I bet most of the girlfriends agree with me, like why do u have to spend 800 or so inr on a damn game. Girls be like ‘you can buy me a dress from that money!!’ Okay let me tell you a story, well it starts long ago… like 2-3 months ago when lockdown began. There was a happy couple, who loved each other very much. One night the girl got up in the middle of the night and saw that the boy wasn’t there, she went to the bathroom, and what she saw was shocking. She saw her man with his mistress in the bathroom….guess who was it? MISS. PUBG. Of course you guys figured the climax of the story, darn.

Well girls what do you think? Isn’t it true, isn’t it how you feel most of the times, not just with your boyfriend but also with your brother, like he’s playing that game all day. I personally feel this way, NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE(*wink wink*). Well you might be thinking I’m being a hypocrite, that I myself play pubg.

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Let me generalize two types of female pubg players, first who start playing because of a guy and second who start playing because of a guy. Well initially we all start this way, whether it’s for a crush, boyfriend or even brother. and once we start playing we get to know a lot of things you know. And that’s where the problems get worse for boys, because the only platform that was unchecked by the girls, is now infiltrated by them. For girls its simple, You say hello to any unknown female player, that means you are having an affair with her, you disconnect your girl’s call while playing pubg then for you pubg is more important than her and if it were upto them they would have banned pubg with rest of 59 apps.

“Boys love me...but their girls despise me”-PUBG.

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People, pubg is a what you guys say a sacred platform, so if you don’t want it to get banned, then do give time to your girls(sisters,mother and girlfriends), because in the end it comes down to females…like beyonce said, “who run the world? Girls”, guys even I don’t want pubg to be banned, I’ve not even updated it yet so I want to see the updated version. Anyhow go get your snacks and get back in the game, but don’t ignore her...you gotta maintain the balance yaar.Also can someone tell me, should I update pubg? Drop your views in comment section.